What’s the South London style? Why, it’s delicious — in essence, you take an early Escort or Cortina, shove in a hot Crossflow, run it very low on 13 inch wheels with lo-pros, keep it smooth and unarched, and paint it in a pastel shade. Picture a mischievous Ford laying down a set of number-elevens over Chelsea Bridge as the sun goes down and you’re pretty much there. Scampers like a rabbit, spicy like chicken. This is all very much at front-of-mind for this Mk2 Escort’s owner, Ruben Schembri.